sure, but consider this:
- if you spam dance, her record player keeps popping out over and over. it’s so great.
- you can cork someone in the ASS.
- flappers are cute
- jinx is cute
[ slightly unrelated, but a friend of mine works at this huuuuge arcade place here, and they have an entire section for eSports, so they’re thinking of hosting a viewing party for Worlds! we were a lil sponsored last time by Riot so they’re hoping they can do the same again but bigger, and maybe holding a cosplay contest! i think that’ll be fun. ]
Hello and welcome to Vi-mun’s shitty map of Piltover and little walk-through of each of the marked points on this map. I hope in the future I can make something much nicer but for now this will do.
Please remember that this is no way a legitimate contribution to the community, meaning that this map is not what I see Piltover to be like for everyone. This is simply how I see it for my own story/writing purposes. I often make reference to certain points on the map and would like to give a visual to what I mean for the people I interact with. Whether or not you take this as something to refer to is not really my business, but please don’t come to me with complaints.
Anyway, moving on. I’ll start by saying that I’m pretty sure people don’t see Piltover to be as big as I think it is, but oh well. I feel like the lands stretching from the shores of the bay between Piltover and Zaun to the other end of the jutting part of the continent is Piltovian territory. That being said, I’ve always seen Piltover to be a sectioned/organized kind of place. Let’s start from the first section off the Legend.INNER CITY
The Inner City is where Piltover is its busiest. Most if not all of the city attractions can be found here including the Piltover Zoo and the Yordle Academy of Science and Progress. Skyscrapers and corporate towers reside in this part of the city, as do the bigger inventors’ workshops.
Self explanatory. This is the home of Piltover’s Finest and the various other members of the Piltover Police Department. The building itself looks like this.
The heart of Piltover. The City Center (or Centre as I write is sometimes) doubles as a square for it is a pedestrian area in the middle of the four biggest banks in the city. In the middle of it is a large fountain with a statue of the Lady Justice at the top. It is a symbol promoting the people’s equality throughout the city; old, young, rich, poor, and what-have-you, everyone has the same rights and should be given respect unless/until they commit a crime.
In the far future of Piltover there will be three statues added to the City Center (in this formation; one statue at each point). They will be called the Pillars of Progress. They will be placed after the deaths of Caitlyn, Jayce, and Vi, each of their statues representing an important aspect of the city and what it stands for. Caitlyn will be the Pillar of Law and Justice; Jayce the Pillar of Progress and Innovation; Vi the Pillar of Strength and Loyalty.
Again, self explanatory. As it states on the official Wiki page: “Before leaving Bandle City [Heimerdinger] gathered like-minded Yordles to join him in his quest to Piltover, thus forming the backbone of the now famous Yordle Academy of Science & Progress. Since then, his academy has become one of the leading institutions in all of Valoran. It has pioneered many new scientific achievements, delving deeper and deeper into the field of techmaturgy." 
The Shopping District is the popular hang out for most of the adolescents of the city and also doubles as a hub for gossipers and trendsetters. This part of the city looks similar to this and is often the brightest section of the state due to its nightlife. It is home to many shopping centres and stores as well as restaurants, clubs, bars, and similar attractions.
Not so much part of the Inner City and its image, the harbour is simply the docking station of importing and exporting ships, etc. Despite the busy nature of the city, the harbour area is home to small parks and bistros and restaurants famous for serving seafood.
Upper East Side
The Upper East Side is home to the richest families of Piltover, this part of the city holding many condominium buildings, fancy apartments, and townhouses. There are only a few bigger mansions but because of the nature of the city, they aren’t popular amongst the folk. For them, it is more glamorous to live high above the ground.
In regards to my story with Vi, this is where she lived until she was ten years old when she ran away.MARKETS/SUBURBAN AREA
This part of the city is home to an array of markets/outdoor shopping centres and recreation. There are more educational institutions and more family orientated areas for fun and leisure such as public pools and bigger parks. Most of Piltover’s older and noticeably shorter architecture is found here as well as townhouses, varying sizes of apartment buildings, and regular sized houses/subdivisions.
Little Ionia is the Piltovian equivalent to a China Town, being a section close to the Inner City where Ionian immigrants have been given permit to open shops selling Ionian wear, trinkets/merchandise, and food. It is of the popular market areas in this section of the city and is always bustling with business.
Alongside the large amount of homes in this area there is a large number of aspiring inventors/smaller inventors who reside here. Progress Alley was constructed to give these inventors and people of Tomorrow a place to work without having to worry too much about money. It is filled with large warehouses that are rented out by the city officials for cheap to “help those who will help us in the future”.SLUMS/GHETTO
This is the poorest area of the city. While the people here aren’t so much in poverty that they are living on the streets (though there definitely people/families who do) it is still hard to survive here. This is also home to many abandoned homes and shops.
At the edge of the ghetto right by the Outskirts is where the House is, the place in which Vi and her gang lived.FARMLANDS
Here is where food is grown and cultivated for the people and is also the location of the city’s turbines and solar fields for where they harness clean energy. The Marsh Lands are also found here which is another source of Piltover’s energy; “The denizens of Piltover appear to be utilizing the liquid and gases emitting from the marsh as a viable source of energy in order to power the city." OUTSKIRTS
The Outskirts are a barren land for the most part with not much in it other than old junkyards. There are plans for development there but none have been solidified. It is mostly home to scientific experiments made by the inventors who do not wish to test their crafts near people.
Pertaining to my take on Jinx’s story, this is where she wandered until finding her way to the Inner City. Outside of the Outskirts closer to Zaun is where I imagine Viktor’s laboratory to be.
[[ Ezruul approves. ]]
Ok but this was too good not to share.
Get Jinxed Orchestral Version from 2P (x)
"So to celebrate Sexual Sunday, who wants to give Draven a bj?"
[ i really, really want to reply to all of my threads. i want to get them all replied to, i want everything to be settled, i just wanna roleplay, but some of them… i just can’t, for some reason. maybe i need to play more jinx, get back in the mood. i just haven’t felt in the jinx-y mood for awhile. ]
As the gloved bundle of sticks settled upon her shoulder, she immediately reached to swat at it, but swung at air instead of the scarecrow she was after as he made it past her.
Rolling her eyes at his theatrics, she grumbled, “Whaddya want, Twiggy?”
Perhaps the Loose Cannon would always be rolling her eyes at Fiddlesticks and his strange, even wacky antics. She would be perpetually rolling her eyes, unable to face those glowing eyes for even a second, as he was always introducing some new kind of game for the two to play. This seemed entirely likely as even he began to walk, that strange, muffled noise coming from the ground as the sticks tapped down onto it.
Still, she played along, as she always did—because even despite the countless injuries she’s suffered, the times he had forced her to flirt with death and all of his thirteen siblings, they were fun. The thrill of it all kept her going back, but she would never admit it to him, or anyone for that matter.
As she stepped by the front of the chair, her hand hovered over the cushion, ready to seize it in a quick swoop. As she passed behind it, her hand hovered over the back, ready to spin the chair and claim the seat. There really were no rules, and she would find that out if any of her plans went wrong soon enough.
“Glad to see I haven’t scared you off.” The scarecrow spoke as a sinister grin appeared on his face as a crow flew next the stereo and prepared to stop the music.
"You know, Blue," He started with a strange tone in his voice, "I’m surprised you still do these things with me!" As if it were a period to his sentence, the music stopped and the scarecrow grabbed the chair and hit Jinx in the center mass with it.
“Ready for round two?” The harbinger set the chair back on the ground and stood tall, proud of his small victory.
"Me?" she questioned, and just before the music came to an end, continued, "Scared? Ha! You’re not scary at all!” She had been about to add that it was all in good fun, that she at least found his games to be a small amount of entertainment, until the music stopped and the wood of the chair slipped away from underneath her fingertips, and eventually the back of the chair collided with her front. No stranger to a strong kickback, she took only one step backward, a cross expression taking home on her face.
"What the…" Curling her lip in a mixture of confusion, disgust, and some sort of sick entertainment, the terrorist nodded, replying, "Yeah, yeah, whatever, Twiggy. Let’s get this game goin’!"